Happy Limerick Day! (May 12th)

The CEO where I currently work sent around the following note by email at the start of today:
Today is Limerick day. A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form (AABBA rhyming), which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.

Here is one from me (if you respond in kind let's stay away from the "obscene" part of the definition)!!

Of course, that challenge went answered and we have had a steady stream of limericks all day!  :)

Here were some of the ones I thought up between meetings and test sessions...